Eat a Jar of Dicks is 2 lbs. of delicious tart dick-shaped candies in a plastic jar. This rainbow of fruit-flavored candy makes a great gift for ex-husbands. bosses. coworkers. family members. and neighbors. Nowadays there are assholes everywhere. so make sure to keep a jar handy in your car. desk. or purse! You never know when you will need it.